There is not a consistent amount of time in a year, month, day, or hour. There isn’t even a consistent amount of time in time, since time travels faster when you’re moving faster. there is no reason to respect this They Have Played Us For Absolute Fools
I feel like Mastodon is based around the same kind of logic like “you shouldn’t look directly into the sun during a solar eclipse.” They are not wrong, doing so is dangerous. One of my fondest childhood memories is when there was a solar eclipse when I was in elementary school and I looked right…
The following are a few ideas I had to improve sport slightly:
My parents found a script for a beer commercial I wrote when I was like 10, about the city of chicago stealing the very Pittsburgh beer, Iron City Lite, as revenge for defeating their hockey team in the 1993 stanley cup. Then my brother and I had to go to Chicago and “mayornap” the mayor…
“Just keep making them do the saddest shit in reaction to joy” is a powerful strategy. Lil Nas X is doing the music version of this. I started this post in 2021, and am leaving it at that date, finished it in mid 2024 A successful music video is controversial. It’s been this way since…
Duck walks into a bar, asks for a drink. Bartender says “we don’t serve ducks, get out”. Duck leaves. Next day, duck comes back to the bar, asks for a drink. Bartender says “we don’t serve ducks here, get out don’t come back.” Third day, duck walks into the bar and the bartender says “if…
One of the wildest things about people is how quickly we try to figure out what the two sides of any argument are and to identify one as good and one as bad. As if it’s completley impossible for their two be more than one sides or more than one person who is wrong in…