• The Duck Joke

    Duck walks into a bar, asks for a drink. Bartender says “we don’t serve ducks, get out”. Duck leaves.

    Next day, duck comes back to the bar, asks for a drink. Bartender says “we don’t serve ducks here, get out don’t come back.”

    Third day, duck walks into the bar and the bartender says “if you ask for a drink, I’ll nail your beak to the bar.”

    Duck asks “Got a hammer?

    Bartender says “no”.

    Duck asks, “got any nails?”

    Bartender says “no.”

    The duck asks: “Can I have a drink?”

    Duck Water” by Bob Richards/ CC0 1.0

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